ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.
“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
lolneincom:

You iPhones 6 think you’re so great, huh?
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tastefullyoffensive:

[klown13]
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lunarbahamut:

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

i relate to this so hard

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hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

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“why the fuck am i crying”
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)